20 things you should know about children by Tim Lott, in today’s Guardian.
The Tenpasenta Church, Southampton
I’m looking forward to exploring further www.tenpasenta.org. Womb to tomb!
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Some friends have just bought a house with 8 toilets.
Pineapple with spoon
The 20p copy of the i newspaper was listed on the petrol station receipt as ‘pineapple with spoon – 20p’. Yummy!
"We’re out of helium!"
Overheard in Hull!
"I think everyone I ever met named Mike was a good fellow"
David Mamet, American playwright and film-maker.
Prozvonit – I do that!
Prozvonit (Czech /Slovak) – To call a mobile phone to have it ring once so that the other person calls back, saving the first caller money.
Life is full of misery….
HOW many legs do sheep have?
Cher isn’t dead.
Twitter users confused over Margaret Thatcher death hashtag #nowthatchersdead.